The Blog of Lone

I’ve just spent about two hours going through the photos and getting them all sorted out and titled.  Erg.

To celebrate this massive achievement of administrative goodness (it’s 2am and was actually quite an achievement) I’m running a mystical, magical, fantastic, fantabulous Photo Comment Competition!! < Woo.>  <Yay.>

THE RULES: You have a look at the photo page, and if you think  you can come up with a better title for one of the photos, leave a comment at the bottom of the page with your suggestion.  Please ensure you include the current title of the photo along with your suggestion otherwise chaos will reign supreme.

THE PRIZE: If your title is funny, filthy, imaginative, or just plain odd, you’ll get to see it up here on the Blog.  Also, if it’s particularly good, or if I just like you, you may win the chance to feature as a guest writer and have your own post put up on the Blog.  Wowwee, are those fantastic prizes or what?!?

Legal Disclaimer: No persons under the age of 4 may enter. Breast feeding is not allowed in the corridors. All entries must be sent on the back of a postcard, from Sweden. The judge’s decision is final, even if he’s drunk. For external use only. No ringers. No junk mail or soliciting, nor any lawyering either. No more than 3 children in the shop at any one time. May contain nuts. Please open away from face. Not open on the 1st or 3rd Wednesday of the month. No entry without ID. All transactions are liable to a 5% surcharge. No more than 5 items in the queue. Please leave the right change. Batteries not included. All actors are over the age of 18.  Stop reading this now.  Stop.  Now.  Quit it already.