Hi, job, teeth.
Hi
Hey there Blog, how ya doing? Yeah, I’m good too thanks dude. What ya been up to? Just chilling huh, man, me, I’ve been crazy arse busy. Probably why I haven’t seen you around in a while. Sorry ’bout that fella.
Yes sir, yes indeed, hell yes. Life has been busy folks and Blog monkeys and assorted others. Busy, busy, busy.
Job
Firstly I got the job at the publishing company. They specialise in nutrition and medical information and products, but their remit covers a lot of cool other stuff too. At the moment I’m doing the office thing, taking orders, processing orders, answering phones etc etc. Must be doing a pretty good job of it, because after precisely 20 hours in the job, the boss and the guy I work with left for a lecture tour of the UK, and left me in charge for a week. Employed for 1 week, and in charge of the office. Oh boy.
If my life were a comedy sitcom (which I sometimes suspect it might be), or a movie (preferably one with Johnny Depp in), something crazy would have happened. I’d have knocked over the electric heater while jousting naked on a monocycle and burnt the place to the ground. I’d have invited a bunch of hippies over to drop acid and we’d have woken up in a nest made of shredded files. But, seeing as I’m still newly employed, I thought to play it safe, and do the ‘normal’ office thing, without drugs, fire, and/or naked jousting.
Things have been going well in the love life department as well. Getting on splendidly with the new lady in my life, she likes books, I like books; she drinks coffee, I drink coffee. Really it’s just scary exactly how much we have in common.
Teeth
Only downside to my life at the moment (other than the fact the dreaded Christmas season looms down upon us) is the fact that my teeth are complete and utter bastards. Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not all my teeth that I dislike. Some are fairly good chaps, known them for years, but there’s a few rotten apples that spoil the whole bunch. Wisdom teeth for example. Total bastards. Stab you in the back as soon as look at you. Currently got a bunch of them playing merry hell with my face, trying to expand my jawbone to twice it’s normal size. Still, off to the dentist tomorrow, and if she doesn’t do something about it, I’ll take matters into my own hands with a chisel, a bottle of vodka, a tea towel and a half dozen elastic bands. Wisdom teeth, you have been warned.
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Alternative Captions:
1 good reason not to sunbath naked.
Mental note: don’t fool around with the wife of an F-18 pilot again.
Dave always cheated at hide and seek.
Ps. This post is for Emma, keeping the blogging faith. Yay you!
Peace
