Apr 22 2009

Canada Diary - Day 2

Seattle - 13 May, Day 2.

Woke up at 6am, after only 4 hours sleep, because it was still 2pm for me on English time.  Jet lag not yet causing problems, liberal amounts of whisky and fruit seems to do the trick.
Weather: Greyish, a little cool, but good.
Hostel is opposite the Open Public Market, oldest of its kind in US - little slice of American history right there.  Seattle is quiet but clean and new, lots of new building jutting into the sky wherever you look, modern and attractive.
Seattle isn’t really a tourist city, especially now it’s started to rain.  Apart from the entertaining Pike Place Market there isn’t much to see.  At Pike Place is the Pike Place Fish Co. something I’d bizarrely already seen in a Haterose training video.  They tend to yell things like “Ooooneeeeaaa craaaab!” a lot and make a point of always throwing the fish at each other and customers.  You want some fish then they hand you a sheet of paper and yell “go long”.  Whether you catch your fish or not is down to how fast your reflexes are.  Stopped to chat to them about having seen them on video.  Guy wasn’t very interested, either because I wasn’t talking about fish tossing or because the strain of fame had already become dull to him.
Lunch at the PP bar and grill.
Now I remember why I don’t get up early, it makes the day too damn long.  Seattle is a strange place, apart from coffee houses nowhere is open before 10 am.
Free dinner at the Green Tortoise Hostel - fantastic tacos.  Afterwards everyone goes to a bar. ‘The Central’, a rock joint that did pints of beer for a dollar.  When I say beer I should say that I mean lager.  Canada doesn’t do ale, and when it does it’s fizzy.  Fizzy!  Went with the guide Alesha, 2 English guys, James and Liam, 1 Canadian girl Anne and 1 Aussie Dustin, whose lack in stature was more than made up for in the rate at which he could talk.  Drank quite a lot, listened to two good bands, one called Punishment Fort who gave me a free cd, and had an ex military diamond miner from Alaska try and rip my arm off unsuccessfully.  No flies on me buddy, better luck next time.
Afterwards went to a swish but empty club for posh cocktails, had a long talk with a homeless guy about the blues and went back to my dorm to crash.

Apr 22 2009

Canada Diary - Day 1

This is all going to be a much abbreviated version of my Canadian Travel Diary, partly because much of it is only of interest to myself, and partly because the full version would involve a hell of a lot of typing.  If the days, dates, and activities don’t quite match up it’s because I’m useless at keeping such things in order.

And so it begins.

England to Seattle - 12 May, Day 1.

Airport: after rigorous security check (was I really going to hide a bomb in my belt?) first things first, pub!  Last pint of real ale for 3 months, chased down with a lovely Laiphraig.  Looking out the windows at the fat planes on the runway sets me thinking of the sheer impossibility that these giant metal tubes can actually fly.  Nerves setting in, requires several more beers.
Travelling 4800 miles from home inside a metal tube can be surprisingly manageable when the food is good and the whisky and wine is free.  Had lots of leg room, but balanced against the responsibility of opening the emergency door and thus having the lives of everyone on the plane in my hands.  After more wine this seemed a reasonable compromise.
Economy seats ergonomically designed to be impossible to sleep in for anyone over 4 foot 5 inches.  Coffee, torturous seating and 20 hours continuous sunlight tends to give one insomnia.
Allowed into US after filling out a form stating I was not a terrorist, drug dealer, spy, convicted of any moral turpitude or, bizarrely enough, carrying snails.  Oh, if only they knew.  Got photographed and biometrically scanned.  Fascists.
Strange country, strange city, and the first thing I have to do is work out which bus I need.  I can’t even do that in England.  Only map I have is a print out from Google, next to useless.
First impression of Seattle - everyone is damned friendly.  No change for bus, so driver let me ride free.  Got chatting to some guy going by the name of Thomas when he heard my accent (accent, what accent? It’s you who has the accent buddy).  He showed me where my hostel was and took me out to show me the town and the best whisky joints.  All very friendly.  Talked ever more deeply about politics, national divides, and oil wars as the whisky ran freely.  Said we’d see each other the next day maybe, a promise I had no intention of keeping.
Very different drinking culture out here.  Mostly run on tabs, no measures, very liberal pouring, and of course, tipping.  Most people here have never tried cider.  Strange country.
Stayed at the Green Tortoise Hostel.  Good place. $25 a night, lockers, free breakfast.  Relaxed atmosphere.  Slept in a room with 6 other guys, something I am going to have to get used to.  Bed 2 foot too small but comfortable anyway.